Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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