Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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