therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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