That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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