I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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