How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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