Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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