Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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