I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
