Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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