using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it's like iHOP with fire
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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