I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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