oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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