i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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