I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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