...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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