I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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