Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Oh god it's open bar.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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