we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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