grandma shit on top of the toilet
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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