it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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