So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!