You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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