Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome