so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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