I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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