My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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