Do you still have your period?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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