just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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