I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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