she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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