normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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