return my video game
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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