69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There r osticjed everywhere
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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