Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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