she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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