no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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