But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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