After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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