We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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