may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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