Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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