this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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