then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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