so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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