you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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