I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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