How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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