Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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