I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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