Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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