i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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