yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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