In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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