The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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