Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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