He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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